Funny comments people make

Alejandro said:

Well, there is this guy at work, who without him I wouldn't laugh as much. Last week at lunch, where everyone sat around he goes to me "Alex, be quiet . You talk to much." I was amused by what he said though.

Personally I can't stand when people say things like that, I'm sure its humourous for them but it doesn't make me feel any better.

i always get sarcastic comments..mostly in a jokingly way but it just bugs me sometimes. like i get.."wow you're just chatting up a storm there eh?" "yeeeah she's too cool too talk to US!" or "aww come on we don't bite." ...stuff like that.