part 2
six month later
i get a phone call from ****s girfriend "have you seen ****
i sais no how whats going on?
she sais the whole of fife constabulary police are chasing him all over fife! cause ma mate was trippin and thought he was in "a race against the police" like as in a raleigh race!
my mate won in his RX7 mazda, he got chased for miles upon miles town across town!
he was still on the mobile talking to his gf!
so she told him the race finishes at ****
so thats when he stopped and all the police jumped on him and put him in the cells and then to ward **
he was in there a while, sedated and all that stuff (suicide watch)
but he gradually got better he was allowed other stuff in the ward, so he got to build model aeroplanes! hes fkn great at it too.
SO WHAT HE DID WAS SNAP OFF ONE PLASTIC ENGINE AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET
so the physiatrist was doing his daily round thingy, and asked **** how he was doing
"fine"
"and what is this"
"you tell me your the expert"
"it a model"
"aye a model of what"
"a model an aeroplane very nice painting on it"
so this is where it turns round!
****sais "what does an aeroplane do"
"it flys in the sky"
"have a closer look"
"it looks very good very nice"
so then **** takes the plastic engine out his pocket and sais
"how the fk is this aeroplane going to fly if i had one of its engines in my pocket"
and thats it! end of story
six month later
i get a phone call from ****s girfriend "have you seen ****
i sais no how whats going on?
she sais the whole of fife constabulary police are chasing him all over fife! cause ma mate was trippin and thought he was in "a race against the police" like as in a raleigh race!
my mate won in his RX7 mazda, he got chased for miles upon miles town across town!
he was still on the mobile talking to his gf!
so she told him the race finishes at ****
so thats when he stopped and all the police jumped on him and put him in the cells and then to ward **
he was in there a while, sedated and all that stuff (suicide watch)
but he gradually got better he was allowed other stuff in the ward, so he got to build model aeroplanes! hes fkn great at it too.
SO WHAT HE DID WAS SNAP OFF ONE PLASTIC ENGINE AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET
so the physiatrist was doing his daily round thingy, and asked **** how he was doing
"fine"
"and what is this"
"you tell me your the expert"
"it a model"
"aye a model of what"
"a model an aeroplane very nice painting on it"
so this is where it turns round!
****sais "what does an aeroplane do"
"it flys in the sky"
"have a closer look"
"it looks very good very nice"
so then **** takes the plastic engine out his pocket and sais
"how the fk is this aeroplane going to fly if i had one of its engines in my pocket"
and thats it! end of story
