Badgers

Peel

Member
Do you think badgers have panic attacks?

I've never seen one in real life but on the tv they seem quite anxious.
 

Peel

Member
Yes badgers, moles, ferrets, terapins. They all have their place in the forrest of anxiety.
But what happens when you chase one of sed forrest animals through the fields of agrophobia and end up blanking out! And when you awake you find your in a horses womb!
This is were i am, luckily theres an internet cafe in this particular horses womb and may i say they sell fantastic rocky roads!
I don't think i'll leave for quite some time as it is warm
 

black_mamba

Well-known member
I used to own a ferret and she was such a bitch, constantly biting any naked available flesh. Anxiety is an excuse for these animals. Pure evil they are. :evil:

Hmm an internet cafe in a horse's womb? Sounds like fun, can I join you? :)
 

Peel

Member
All are welcome to the horses womb

But first you must find it. Follow the star of Hyperhidrosis across the field of Agrophobia and you will come across a leprachon.
Kick him in the eye brow and the horses will appear
Give the horse an extra strong mint and she shall open her womb to thee.

Bring some money for Earl Grey tea as i'm runnung low
 

black_mamba

Well-known member
Kick him in the eyebrow made me LoL for some reason. :lol:

I will be waiting in the horse's mouth for you guys, lets play hide and seek!
 
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