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I should add that I am rapidly losing hope in this species, not least due to the selfish actions of so many people during a fucking pandemic. It wasn't even this bad in the movies.

New COVID protests in Germany. 18,000 human brains with the collective IQ of a single ant. As far as I'm concerned, we should let these people assemble in one place. Just as long as our leaders then decide to nuke them while they are there. Let them revel in their selfish and idiotic culture one...

Me post-COVID vaccine after discovering the secrets to successful socialization and getting invited on a new friend's boating trip:

Sounds like a good system to me.

What do you do in the situation where someone says something you disagree with in a face-to-face conversation?

Me right now preparing to socialize when they find a COVID vaccine:

Massive amount of intrusive thoughts lately. Always thinking about how many people I've let talk down to me, bully, and disrespect me over the years. Angry and regretful 90% of the time. Also all of the cringeworthy things I've done in life. A participant in a professional match of the Blame...

Thing is, I often feel like a hypocrite. What if I have it all wrong about humanity? It's just my pessimistic outlook that makes everything and everyone seem like shit?

Stood up for myself again today in a respectful way. I think it was a success. In other news, still hate humanity. But, I am so sick of hating it.

Just remember that despite everything, you still have goats to come home to. I wish I had goats. Well, maybe just A goat. More than one goat seems like a lot of goats. Though, I'd also have a chicken friend for that goat so they wouldn't get lonely.

Or maybe you'll just develop an insanely strong shoulder from all that shoulder-whipping.

Having a blocked ear is one of the most annoying experiences. I've had the procedure done after drops didn't work. They stuck a small tube in my ear connected to a spray bottle and squirted it a few times (I can't remember what the exact solution was... I think just water and hydrogen peroxide)...

I stood up for what I believed in today and pretty much got yelled at by a stranger because of it. But it ended up working out, I think. A pretty new experience for me, but an invaluable one nonetheless. I can either sit here and make no noise, not let people know how I feel, and continue to be...

Yup, I fear it. We have so little time as conscious beings. Imagine all of the time that came before your existence, and all of the time that will come after it. Now imagine your measly, infinitesimally small, 60-100 orbits around our sun. It's nothing compared to the unfathomable, infinite...

When I look back on who I used to be, all I can do is shake my head. The lost youth. Life is short. Extremely short. I refuse to continue to live it with my eyes closed. I refuse to continue to live it in perpetual fear.

I'm the President of Urinal Cakes Inc. Power is a wonderful thing. smiles and holds out cheeseburger

Job 1: Antelope Handler Job 2: Filipino fisherwoman Job 3: Janitor at Def Jam Recordings Job 4: Presidential (of Urinal Cakes Inc.) food taster Keep at it. You'll get there!

Yes man.