Hehe, you dislike calling me by my username? Would my real name suffice?
As for relationships, well, I've never been in any. Can't think of something that never existed:
:! Although, one could (and would) say that it's all my fault. I'm too scared to talk to girls and I feel "off" around them. Not to mention that I wouldn't know a hint if it beat me up, jacked me, left a picture, signature and DNA to match! I either don't see it or I convince myself I'm seeing things. Maybe I scare girls off because I never smile and because I'm always reading a book or listening to music.
But, yes, I do have people that I relate to: all of you
! And I'm happy for that!