Cake, eh. You certainly put the gobble in goblin, don'tcha. Join me in the cyber kitchen, if you would. What awaits you is a cake so divine, people have formed cults around it. A cake so moist and soft it's like eating a slice of some heavenly cloud. With chocolate so warm and rich that your tastebuds will dizzy your head in an orgy of senses. If God exists, you will see him or her once you've tasted it. But... I'm out of milk. So, it's not ALL good news.