i farted while peeing..could it be cancer???
I was once told by my grandpa that you should not hold back on any farts you got brewing inside of you. He told me of a young man in his town of BULLSHIVITZ that was found unconcious by the local morons, i mean townsfolk, with a huge brownish-burnt hole in the seat of his pants...and he was missing his ears. The man was about 25 and had never farted, but one day he got the hiccups and i guess it agitated his poop-shute and he blew enough wind to sail the titanic around the world 18 times. OH, about his missing ears..they just fell off from some of the back pressure . At least he didnt develope cancer of the butt crack. Then grandma told me the story of ''regina-loose lips vagina'', but i got tired of grandma and told her to shutup while i nailed her coffin lid shut.