Wouldn't It be nice

[black_mamba]

*gives Crypto a sticker*

It reads...Congratulations on producing a wonderful and fruity bottom burp.

 

[Cryptolysergick]

*gleeful squeel!*

 

[black_mamba]

Hey get offa miss piggy. I thought you said she wasn't your type?

 

[Cryptolysergick]

It was more of a timpy squeel. And when you are a virgin any sow looks liek tehy coudl seal teh deal.

 

[black_mamba]

:lol:

I know what to get you for your birthday then...

Say hello to 'Sarah'.

 

[Cryptolysergick]

awwwww! thats too cute, i cant corrupt her!

 

[black_mamba]

Yes you can. She is already using the power of suggestion with that pearl necklace...

 

[Cryptolysergick]

Yes you can. She is already using the power of suggestion with that pearl necklace...

That just reminded me of the movie "The Butcher Boy" for some reason.

 

[black_mamba]

Hmm, pitch it to me.