This is amazing!!!!


Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were
deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you
recommend she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are
the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He's had
two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
an d drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer, and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.


Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you
just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.


Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

And in case you never saw this one...

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in

You gotta pass this on.....


Well-known member
well, the hitler thing was interesting, but not very practical. i think if i were going to try to pick a candidate, i would have taken into consideration the fact that only one of them killed anyone!

i guess the moral might be- before you judge someone, get all the info. you can about them and not leave out big things like mass genocide :)

or- hire tons of spies to find out every piece of info about your possible enemy, and only judge them once you know them like the back of your hand. but those spies would cost way too much money.


Active member
A cynical moral might be ~ candidates A and B actually had lives so they couldn't find the time to plot world conquests and racial extermination...