everyone knows that tofu
The Four Word Game
is not really food
you mix with alcohol
unless you are drinking
"soy bombs", the worst
for those sitting close
to vats of tripe
scented candles. Only the
believers understand the meaning
of life, which has
nothing to do with
you so butt out
and step into the
auditorium where everyone will
clap their hands and
say I could do
my taxes, but only
if you pay yours
because nobody else will
. Though rumor has it