of pots and pans
The Four Word Game
which he wore on
the local parakeet population,
with unfortunate results, due
to the sudden influx
of parakeet poop on
the front porch, and
which made for interesting
broadcasting as the reporter
also enjoyed swimming in
Olympic sized swimming pools
filled with helium gas
which caused him to
sound like a tiny
munchkin who'd ingested twelve
willly wonka golden tickets
that had been returned
because of contaminated granulated
kryptonite which caused unfortunate
Bowel movements at unexpected