The Bragging Thread

I'm a karate black belt. I'm pretty damn good at snowboarding. I'm pretty funny when I wanna be and I'm pretty much the nicest guy you'll ever meet 🙂

I'm a gifted writer and have an awesome sense of humor. I also have a ridiculous knowledge of random movies and games.

freestylemonster said: ↑

I'm a karate black belt. I'm pretty damn good at snowboarding. I'm pretty funny when I wanna be and I'm pretty much the nicest guy you'll ever meet 🙂

Im good at snowboarding too.

Lea said: ↑

Really? Are you sure you don´t have aspergers?

lol your not the first person thats asked me that. Ive done some research on it and i might have it... but i dont think so.

i can bench press 200 pounds, run 5 miles, mountain bike 20 miles no probs , have a good scence of humor , but........ i can be annoying i um do it on purpose dunno why , oh i have a holiday home in bulgaria , and um oh a new pair of binoculars i just brought off ebay , how exciting is that eh and hmmmmm blue eyes avarage size willy blondish hair in the summer , body like a greek god , well thats about it really byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Psychedelicious said: ↑

I can also see in the dark (because I can't see in the light as well). I'm sort of good at word games, but I'm NOT a nerd!! I can also put my feet behind my head.

see in the dark wot are you a bat now 😮

Serious now... My eyes, I got the magic eyes, they are just beautiful to look at when they are not anxious lookin, would not want any other eyes ... my skin is really good lookin too, tip of my nose is good lookin too, I like it, the size of my nose sucks though, but nobody is perfect so I have to have an imperfection, with the right nose for my face, I would be to good lookin for this world ok,... haha ah I got carried away into dreamland a bit.

Would love to brag about social skills but I got NONE. Appearance and social skills are very important to me.

I got BDD and SA lol. Maybe Iam putting to much importance on those 2 things, appearance and social skills/status. Iam gona get there... get a nose job, get some social skills. Oh yea I also got unbelivable believe in myself and feel like the chosen one a lot of times. Nothing is to much for me, no task to big when Iam in this mindset- I think it's called grandiosity lol, narcistic or mania/bipolar? I duno

Today i didnt wear green and i only got pinched twice! And i got a high five by a girl.

-I'm an honest and reliable person.
-I'm good at learning foreign languages.
-I have an athletic body, I'm fit and always in shape.
-I like reading and learning new things.
-I like other cultures and peoples, I'm not a redneck.
-I know how to eat healthy.
-I can cook

I'm a good writer. And I can play the bassoon 🙂

Rise Against said: ↑

cocky

I have a very large penis, it can wrap around my waist 6 times.

For the french speakers: J'ai un gros zizi (I think, my french isn't very good).

I am bilingual in Japanese and English.

gsmax5 said: ↑

For the french speakers: J'ai un gros zizi (I think, my french isn't very good).

Haha, no your french is ok 😀

gsmax5 said: ↑

I have a very large penis, it can wrap around my waist 6 times.

For the french speakers: J'ai un gros zizi (I think, my french isn't very good).

Haha...un zizi. Gross.

I can speak portuguese,spanish,japanese and english,I am not fluent ,but I can get around town.😎

I can make a 3 leaf clover with my tongue. And i can juggle. And i can crack almost every joint on my body. And i can dislocate my finger when ever i feel like it. I can jump high. lol

I can speak portuguese too.

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Pink_Glitter said: ↑

I can do that as well 😎

😀 haha im saying nothing...tho im tempted

Once I wondered out loud (rhetorically) to someone else about why my teacher had kept bugging me in class about joining a Geography workshop-competition thing. She said it's because I have a pushover face thus people would think it'd be hard for me to say no. She also asked if I joined because I wanted to or because my teacher "forced" me into it (my teacher was really just pestering me, seriously).

On the other hand, MY opinion is that the teacher bugged me to join because I've been constantly getting good grades for Geography. I guess that says something about my self-esteem. The "pushover" thing never came to mind for me. I'm quite pleased with myself for it. 😀


Also, I'm very good at Humanities subjects. English, Geography, History, Literature, etc.


And, thanks for this thread, us SA-sufferers definitely need an ego boost. 🙂

I have held a job for the last 10 months working 7 days a week...the only day off i had was Christmas.

I only work 4 hours a day but i start at 4am. There is a downside though, i have to split my 8 hours sleeping to before and after work, this has left me with no social life at all and most of the time i'm a zombie.