unknown3004
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When you come home from work/school and there are like 6 people in your house. Maybe you know one or two...or they are friends of your roommates/parents. Or they ring your door bell on a sunday...
today my mums best childhood friend came over for a *surprise visit* (they live in another country) WITH her husband, they 2 sons (21 y/o twins), 16 y/o daughter, 2 of the daughters friends, her /&&(()&$· MOTHER and a cat. Any other twesday I would have been at work, but it is a public holiday today...it just had to be 2day... kcuf. Its 11am and I am still in bed asleep, I hear the bell and I just think , kcuf it ,theyll go away (who ever it is), but, no. ring ring bang bang, 5 minutes pass...i think it must be important..so i get out of bed and walk to the door (I put on the first dirty t-shirt and pants i see on my broom floor). I dont open it like a normal person would do, I listen to try and figure out who it is. (whos idea was it to not put one of those spy hole thingies on this door I dont know) So I am listening but can't recognise anyones voice. but I can hear at least 3 different voices...who is it, i am thinking. So I count to 3 and open the door.
THERES AN ENTIRE FAMILY ON MY DOORSTEP WITH 4-7 SUITCASES! at first I think OH YES they must have got the wrong house! but nooooooo. The woman says ''So, are you Name1 or Name2?'' (Name1 = me , Name2 = My brother). What do I say?????? ***Yes*** I quickly realize my mistake and go ***No, no, I mean NO*** There is a silence........''Its Name1'' I say enventually (Not ''Iam Name1'' but ''Its Name1''). Then she goes ''Its me, antie Silvia''
ME: Oh?
Silvia: My, havent you grown up?!
ME: (omfg i love this question/statement, what is one suppost to reply?) so i go ''yeahh''
Silvia: Is your Mum in? she doesnt know we were coming. **stupid grin**
ME: No-------------
Silvia: Oh
SILENCE
While I am talking (or trying my best to to talk to) this woman who I havn't the faintest idea who she is, there are SEVEN (7) other people standing there also. 8O including 3 16 y/o attractive girls which doesnt help the situation...
So at this point I dont know what the kcuf to do...basically hoping she would say ''ah, well we will come back later..''.
So I say ''Come in...'' by this time I am shacking/shivering, dry mouth,etc
They all pile in through our relitevy small hallway with all their sh1te to our living room with a sofa fit for 3 people and another chair. And me being the ideot I am go in first and sit in the chair (which is like ''my chair'' were I always sit) and I go ''Sit down...'' not directed to anyone in particular, to the whole group.
SOOOO, they start talking softley to each other. ''its ok you si there'' go on ill stand, no, no, its ok u sit,etc,etc, etc gnikcuf etc... So I think i should be the gentleman/host and offer my seat...so I get up and say ''here sit here'' again to no spesific person, to the group. So again they have to decide you will take my seat................................................................................I AM IN HELL, but I can only say that now looking back, at the moment my brain was frozen and I was like a 2 year old who could not formulate a simple sentence. SO, no1 takes my seat....so I am standing (making me even more uncomfortable, (WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?, WHAT DO NORMAL PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR HAND WHEN THEY STAND UP? PUT THEM IN MY POCKETS? OH YEAH, NO WAIT THEY MIGHT THINK I AM TOUCHING MY BALLS, PUT THEM BEHIND YOUR BACK, OH NO I BET THAT LOOKS GAY, JUST HOLD THEM STREIGHT MY YOUR SIDES, HMM MAYBE, NO, I BET I LOOK LIKE A PRICK, WHAT DO NORMAL PEOPLE DO? WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING WITH HIS HANDS? OH KCUF I BET HE THINKS I JUST LOOKED AT HIS PENIS, LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY, OH GREAT NOW HE KNOW I KNOW THAT HE THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT HIS PENIS.
Back to the story, oh yeah 4 seats, 8 people, 3 seats tacken, 1 empty. ok, i think, ill sit back down. AND JSUT AT that moment, i mean FFS, one of the cute girls makes a move for the chair. so its the no, you take. no i insist routine. she ends up in the chair after I order her to...now I get a panic attack...more like a crying attack. I make a run for my room without saying anything because i know it would come out in a crying voice (iam 19). after about 3 minutes i ''recover myself'' I shout ''I'm just calling my mum to tell her your here'' and I hear ''ok'' replied. So far so good I think. So i call my mum and she says she won be back for another hour and I need to ''entertain'' them untill she gets back....anyway my fingers are hurting and u can probably image how it goes from here...HELL ON EARTH untill my mum comes back and I can hide away in my room....
/I had to do that.......dont know if its readable or worthing of a reply.
today my mums best childhood friend came over for a *surprise visit* (they live in another country) WITH her husband, they 2 sons (21 y/o twins), 16 y/o daughter, 2 of the daughters friends, her /&&(()&$· MOTHER and a cat. Any other twesday I would have been at work, but it is a public holiday today...it just had to be 2day... kcuf. Its 11am and I am still in bed asleep, I hear the bell and I just think , kcuf it ,theyll go away (who ever it is), but, no. ring ring bang bang, 5 minutes pass...i think it must be important..so i get out of bed and walk to the door (I put on the first dirty t-shirt and pants i see on my broom floor). I dont open it like a normal person would do, I listen to try and figure out who it is. (whos idea was it to not put one of those spy hole thingies on this door I dont know) So I am listening but can't recognise anyones voice. but I can hear at least 3 different voices...who is it, i am thinking. So I count to 3 and open the door.
THERES AN ENTIRE FAMILY ON MY DOORSTEP WITH 4-7 SUITCASES! at first I think OH YES they must have got the wrong house! but nooooooo. The woman says ''So, are you Name1 or Name2?'' (Name1 = me , Name2 = My brother). What do I say?????? ***Yes*** I quickly realize my mistake and go ***No, no, I mean NO*** There is a silence........''Its Name1'' I say enventually (Not ''Iam Name1'' but ''Its Name1''). Then she goes ''Its me, antie Silvia''
ME: Oh?
Silvia: My, havent you grown up?!
ME: (omfg i love this question/statement, what is one suppost to reply?) so i go ''yeahh''
Silvia: Is your Mum in? she doesnt know we were coming. **stupid grin**
ME: No-------------
Silvia: Oh
SILENCE
While I am talking (or trying my best to to talk to) this woman who I havn't the faintest idea who she is, there are SEVEN (7) other people standing there also. 8O including 3 16 y/o attractive girls which doesnt help the situation...
So at this point I dont know what the kcuf to do...basically hoping she would say ''ah, well we will come back later..''.
So I say ''Come in...'' by this time I am shacking/shivering, dry mouth,etc
They all pile in through our relitevy small hallway with all their sh1te to our living room with a sofa fit for 3 people and another chair. And me being the ideot I am go in first and sit in the chair (which is like ''my chair'' were I always sit) and I go ''Sit down...'' not directed to anyone in particular, to the whole group.
SOOOO, they start talking softley to each other. ''its ok you si there'' go on ill stand, no, no, its ok u sit,etc,etc, etc gnikcuf etc... So I think i should be the gentleman/host and offer my seat...so I get up and say ''here sit here'' again to no spesific person, to the group. So again they have to decide you will take my seat................................................................................I AM IN HELL, but I can only say that now looking back, at the moment my brain was frozen and I was like a 2 year old who could not formulate a simple sentence. SO, no1 takes my seat....so I am standing (making me even more uncomfortable, (WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?, WHAT DO NORMAL PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR HAND WHEN THEY STAND UP? PUT THEM IN MY POCKETS? OH YEAH, NO WAIT THEY MIGHT THINK I AM TOUCHING MY BALLS, PUT THEM BEHIND YOUR BACK, OH NO I BET THAT LOOKS GAY, JUST HOLD THEM STREIGHT MY YOUR SIDES, HMM MAYBE, NO, I BET I LOOK LIKE A PRICK, WHAT DO NORMAL PEOPLE DO? WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING WITH HIS HANDS? OH KCUF I BET HE THINKS I JUST LOOKED AT HIS PENIS, LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY, OH GREAT NOW HE KNOW I KNOW THAT HE THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT HIS PENIS.
Back to the story, oh yeah 4 seats, 8 people, 3 seats tacken, 1 empty. ok, i think, ill sit back down. AND JSUT AT that moment, i mean FFS, one of the cute girls makes a move for the chair. so its the no, you take. no i insist routine. she ends up in the chair after I order her to...now I get a panic attack...more like a crying attack. I make a run for my room without saying anything because i know it would come out in a crying voice (iam 19). after about 3 minutes i ''recover myself'' I shout ''I'm just calling my mum to tell her your here'' and I hear ''ok'' replied. So far so good I think. So i call my mum and she says she won be back for another hour and I need to ''entertain'' them untill she gets back....anyway my fingers are hurting and u can probably image how it goes from here...HELL ON EARTH untill my mum comes back and I can hide away in my room....
/I had to do that.......dont know if its readable or worthing of a reply.
