Emma
Well-known member
Oh my god, I know a huge big secret, but I can't tell anyone, so I'm going to post it here, it's like the biggest scandal ever to hit my workplace, I'm jumping up and down now all excited, and I've been waiting all day to spill it!!!!!!!
Here goes:
There are these two people at work, I'll call them Mrs X-Rated and Mr X-Rated, anyway, I usually have lunch at 12:30 but today I went out a little bit later, so I started to walk into the kitchen, and just before I walked in the door I saw Mrs X-Rated and Mr X-Rated standing by the sink and he had his hand on her ass and was kissing her (and they are both married to other people and she has a small child)....I didn't know what to do so I took a step back slowly, for some reason I stood outside the door and turned around in circles like an idiot, and then he came out and nearly ran into me.....and then at lunch it was just me and them and this awkward silence....and they obviously know I saw it because I pretended I was going to wash up my cup...but I snuck back and they were arguing over whether I actually saw it
:twisted: 8O and I was sitting there trying not to laugh because it was so funny and all afternoon they were super nice to me, like offering me chocolates and stuff.....I'm obviously not going to tell anyone at work, but it's still really funny the way they're acting really nervous
I'm still laughing!!! :wink: :lol:
Here goes:
There are these two people at work, I'll call them Mrs X-Rated and Mr X-Rated, anyway, I usually have lunch at 12:30 but today I went out a little bit later, so I started to walk into the kitchen, and just before I walked in the door I saw Mrs X-Rated and Mr X-Rated standing by the sink and he had his hand on her ass and was kissing her (and they are both married to other people and she has a small child)....I didn't know what to do so I took a step back slowly, for some reason I stood outside the door and turned around in circles like an idiot, and then he came out and nearly ran into me.....and then at lunch it was just me and them and this awkward silence....and they obviously know I saw it because I pretended I was going to wash up my cup...but I snuck back and they were arguing over whether I actually saw it