ma best pal wrote this

FOR REAL

Banned
at the end of the day ma glass is empty just noo and it needs refilled and ive got to take ma portion of cowie gives me plenty of insperation and its great for writing new lyrics and creating new tunes on the guitar also exelent for when you go in the car to go to another place and to see other faces that you no and associate with im also focosed on the ball at all the time what ever i do playing golf bowls pool and snooker so how are you feeling? question paw what is a sentence or a paragrph and foolstop its a dose o crap sentence is basicaly when the judge ****s you over becouse youve done something wrong a dae ken what a paragraph is but you can see foolstops all over the place but satarday night through to sunday tea time mini me is in my company and all the time we are feeling brand new so we go and do lots of diferent stuff (smiley face] so one day how i was feeling to be honest i didnea ken so i ****ed of for drive at 3.30 in the morning in ma subaru impreza way round fife looking at all the buisneses and golf courses i thought they were mine then a seen a jammer at a round about at st andrews it taled me with its flashing lights but booyacasha i was of floored it and lost it was no where to be seen but when i came into glenrothes 15 mile away at the first round about there was 8 cop cars so i went round the round about the wrong way floored it onto the bypass and over took another 3 cop cars as i headed into kirkcaldy foned ma dad basicaly told him i was in race and i was gonna win but didnea ken where the finish was flew round kirkcauldy till a found ma dad at his work where a met him at 5.00 a did a power slide jumped oot the car and asked ma dad whats going on when were you gonna tell me you were the goverment next thing a new i was in the back of a police van and they asked me if the carier bags in the boot were mine of course thats ma medicine to help me focus but they scooped it cos they said it was illegle put ma car in the pound and then i was in the cell for 1 hour till the docter come interviewd me and then he said you like holidays i said i there brand new well ive got to take you to this place just up the road i said thats cushtie well i was sectioned under the metal health act but how was i feeling brand new i was just like always becouse at the end of the day it was the bigginig of the and my day lasted 2 years without going to ma bed i tripped ma self oot but i thought i was invinseble c ya im the rasta irae my sons and dauters. full stop:)
 
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