NOW WE'VE GOT PERSPECTIVE! HOOOOORAAAYY!
I was born in Truro, Cornwall, in 1976, the same year that Apple was founded, and Acer. Probably not much else.
So I'm about to embark on a mid-life crisis in June, as I become 35.
A birthday is NOT an achievement
As neither is 'having' a baby
What's a baby? It's not a noun! It's an adjective.
So why does everyone use it as a noun? Retards
Producing a baby human is not an achievement, either. I believe some others might have already done this
Ohhhhhld Maaaaaan!
Hummmmmmmm bug