can't masturbate

lonelyhands

lonelyhands

New member
Hey
I don't know if this too weird or inappropiate but i have a problem with masturbating. I really don't understand it but I certainly have a problem. It is not like i don't want to, it seems like it is fun or whatever but I just can't bring my self to do it. I have never had a problem with sex but I haven't, or anyone else for that matter, masturbated my self. It is very strange. I remeber i tried once when I was 12 and it didn't work and i have never done it since. Now I am 27 and have never experianced it. Maybe someday....

Please Help!!!

Mark
 
aprilshowers

aprilshowers

New member
i am assuming you know this but to do it all you do is grab it and go up and down. i think you will know when you have done it right. ky or something like that always helps
 
thisISrediculous

thisISrediculous

Member
hehehe mark your such a bad boy! my old boyfriend had the same problem in his early years. i suggest you take it slow - set aside a night during the week, and dedicate the night to you. Set the mood by maybe lighting some candles or watching a dirty movie and just relax. when you start to feel rambunctious or naughty just let it happen. dont be ashamed, everyone does it...even me!!! you need to be able to feel comfortable in your own skin
...and if that doesnt work, maybe i can help you out..?
laters,
Melindz
 
ohhyaa

ohhyaa

New member
porn always works for me, you should give it a try, theres a lot of good stuff out there, even though i am afraid of dvd players so i am stuck on the computer, what do you think i am doing right now?!
 
fretless

fretless

New member
WOW

i am sooo glad you brought this up. I am too afraid to even bring this up on this website. i used to be a chronic masturbator but then i gave it up for lent becasue i was what you would call a born again christian. i am now over that but it cant get back to jerking off. I dont even know why it used to be sooo great. hopefully someone can help.

Todd
 
HexNoir

HexNoir

Well-known member
Use the power of visualization. I hate porn... don't ask, I'm weird about that shit. Anyway, yeah. Your mind can create the most amazing sensations.

Also, if you trouble with the physical 'touching part', grab a sock, banana peel, or pillow and have a blast. Explore new grounds... and always remember to wash your hands :wink:
 
sabbath92001

sabbath92001

Banned
Cyndi Lauper said:
We-hell-i see them every night in tight blue jeans--
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey Ive been thinking of a new sensation
Im picking up--good vibration--
Oop--she bop--

Do I wanna go out with a lions roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop--or Ill go blind
Oop--she bop--she bop

She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
I hope he will understand
She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop

(whistle along here)...

Hey, hey--they say I better get a chaperone
Because I cant stop messin with the danger zone
No, I wont worry, and I wont fret--
Aint no law against it yet--
Oop--she bop--she bop--

She bop--he bop--we bop...
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requium

requium

New member
Thats really rough man. I wish you the best on sorting it all out, i'm sure you will. Its really an awesome thing and hopefully you will get to experiance it. Wish you the best of luck! Let us know how it goes!

Best Wishes,

Charlie
 
sabbath92001

sabbath92001

Banned
The Who said:
Saw a man about fifty or so
He looked lonely but his eyes were bright
He was walking up the Holland Park Road
And I stopped him to ask for a light
He practically froze when I spoke
But eased when he saw my cigarette
Then I saw as he lit up my smoke
Beneath his coat he was naked and wet

With eyes full of shame
For he knew that I knew
He slumped to the wall with a moan
I said "I know there's no name
For what you go through
But how can you do it alone."

I crossed the street to the local newstore
Flicked through some cheap magazines
Beside me some schoolkid I saw
Push some girlie mags down into his jeans
The shop girl was watching amazed
Asked me to call for the police.
She screamed at his blushing young face
And he escaped into the streets.

With eyes full of shame etc.

Do it alone, how can you do it alone,
I need your help, so I can do it by myself.
Do it alone, don't have to breathe down a phone
I ain't got a clue, 'bout the things that you do
But how...can you do it alone.

How can you do it.

Back at the flat my girl sat in the shower
And wasn't too keen on me sharing
She came out well after an hour
And by that time I was past caring
Some women it seems have the knack
Of attaining that stars in their dreams
They simply relax and lay back
While people like us scratch our jeans.

With eyes full of shame
And I know it must show
I slump - and I fall and I groan
Will somebody explain
What I need to know
How can you do it alone.

How can you do it.

How can you do it without any help
How can you do it all by yourself.
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sabbath92001

sabbath92001

Banned
The Vapors said:
I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
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