The first thing you do when you wake up

[takethislife]

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I often turn on the computer

 

[Stepan]

I usually go to do my business, if you know what i mean

 

[fitftw]

I turn my computer on unless it's Tuesday (morning class), then I just get up and pee or eat something

 

[Forgotten-Children]

I call my boyfriend to say good morning.

 

[da_illest101]

If my computer is in my room, i open it, then head for the bathroom.
If it's in the basement, i go to the bathroom first

 

[Falkor]

Drink tea. Say goodmorning to my mom, talk with her.

Or.. Uhuh, turn on the computer

 

[panicsurvivor]

DRINK COFFEE and smoke.

 

[vj288]

I usually go on here before track practice if it's during the school week, unless I wake up a little late a then I go straight there. Weekends and vacations, here .

 

[coyote]

I scratch myself

 

[Spike Lee]

become extremely sad when I realize that utopia I was dreaming about wasn't real.

 

[FountainandFairfax]

Lay there and play with the dog for about 5-10 minutes and then get up and make a pot of coffee.

And no, "play with the dog" isn’t code-speak for something else.

 

[lunaticbinge]

I get rid of my dawn lumber.

 

[Unrequited]

On a college morning: brush my teeth, then shower

Most other mornings: go back to sleep and only get up when the guilt gets too heavy!

 

[BlackPuma]

Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays I turn on the TV and watch Dirty Jobs while I slowly awake. Then I directly head off to work.

On any other day it really depends. Giving my cat some attention is probably one of the first things I do, followed by drinking coffee.

 

[Aussie_Lad]

Shower then breakfast and a cup of tea.

 

[Luke1993]

Turn off alarm (since that's what wakes me up!) then go to toilet and then have coffee.

 

[Snowdrop]

Sit up and think how this morning is the same. The same morning it's ever been and my thoughts are the same as always.

 

[BlueDays]

make tea, turn on computer, drink tea, look at computer.

 

[Ignace]

Turning on the computer or playing with my dog if he's in the mood.

 

[AimeeSP]

Look at the time on my phone!