I don't make 'friends' in the sense of... friend...
more like casual acquaintances.
I am casual acquaintances with most people I meet.
When was the last time I made a casual acquaintance?
Well... 2 of my co-workers, I suppose.
That was when I was last working-- which was... uhhh... 4 years ago?
So, 4 years ago through work. We talked about movies-- and with my one co-worker (who has the same name as me) we talked about erotic figurines because she collects them/ and her boyfriend problems.
Exchanged phone numbers because I said I didn't know anyone in town and they said we could 'hang out' off work some day.
Never did, of course. But the offer was on the table, anyway.
So, there... a nice casual acquaintance.
That's about the extent of my human relations.