As far as pop culture goes, someone needs to explain to me what's so great about clubs. Everytime you see a club in a movie or a tv show, it always looks like everyone's just so having so much fun. People have allowed themselves to be convinced that it's a wonderful idea to stand in line for an hour or two, then pay ridiculous prices for drinks that are too small. And then it's impossble to meet people, at least normal people, since the music's too loud to hear anything. And to top that all off, you also have to pay at the door for this privilege. You might guess that I was never a big fan of clubs, for the reasons above. My "clubbing" days are a little behind me now, but maybe there's a way to have fun in those places that I have yet to figure out. Maybe I'm just old or something. My life is ending quickly enough, thank you very much, I don't need to waste it standing in line. I'm unsociable enough as it is, but after going through that aggravation, the last thing I want to do is put on some act, like I'm having this great time.