Ok I have 2 weird stories.
I was driving in my car and there was a little bit of traffic. At one point I noticed this car next to me who was trying to stay at my level even though he had plenty of room to keep going forward. He was trying to talk to me even though my window wasn't open (I f***ing hate when people do that!) so at some point I opened my window and said "what" and he said "can I buy your car?" and I'm like... "what? No." For the record I drive an old shitty car, that I love, but it's still old and shitty. He was driving an SUV. I was at a red light and it turned green so I left him and kept driving, but then he was still chasing me and staying at my level even though he was blocking everyone behind him, and kept asking "are you sure? I'll give you a lot of money for it!" (wtf!?)Of course I didn't keep this pointless conversation going and I just said dude, forget about it, and I shut my window and ignored him, and he left. I have no idea what he wanted with my car.
Second story, I was stuck at a red light and suddenly I noticed that the woman in the car next to me was talking to me even though my window wasn't open (*&?%?&"%!!! I CAN'T hear you people) so I opened it and I said "what." She said: "I am so happy to see you! You are so beautiful! You are exactly like I remember!" so I said... "You're mistaken me for someone else" and she goes "noooo I know you, I've been waiting for you, I knew I would find you" and while I'm trying to figure out if she's insane or if I'm missing something, a girl in front of us start crossing the street and that woman in the car start screaming at her "You are so pretty!!! Smile!! Smile to life!!" I had my answer.
Well that was long to write , and not that interesting haha