panicsurvivor
Well-known member
Oops wrong thread. I better get out of here, or i may be arrested.::
Oops wrong thread. I better get out of here, or i may be arrested.::
This thread always makes me smile. The title reminds me of the subject lines of some of the spam emails I receive.
And how did these companies get your email address Rembrandt?
(Please come up with a good lie, I need one for if anyone ever asks me the same question)
I...er...signed up for a newsletter about...um...model railways and the cheeky swines must have sold it on to a bunch of ne'er do wells.
(How was that? )
Rubbish. Say you had an ex model girlfriend who had friends in the sex industry, which you didn't go into because you were too attractive, and when you broke up she had to go on heroin because she missed your awesomeness so much, and after the first £600,000 you donated to her for rehabilitation the salvation army made you stop because you were over shadowing their generosity too much, you fought against them but they blew their trumpets and you collapsed, and then she stole your email address and sold it to her friends in the sex industry for money for her heroin addiction.
Much better, and totally believable
Have you been engaging the services of a private detective? I was hoping to keep my past a secret on here. No chance of that now.
£12,000 and I'll delete the post
There'll be a man with a blue holdall waiting at King's Cross station tomorrow at noon.
(Not that he's in any way connected with me or this thread, but I just thought I'd mention it.)