You know you're a hermit when...

ljwwriter

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Fill in the blank.

For me, I knew I was officially a hermit today when I got hungry and decided to have food delivered to my home. But instead of going to the door when the delivery person arrived I had set out money and a note telling the person to leave the food on the porch. Sigh, what am I coming to? I really wonder sometimes. I'm kind of laughing at the situation and its silliness, though.

So what about you guys? What was something you did that made you realize once and for all that you're a hermit?
 

creep_x

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i feel i am a hermit when i have a cell & no1 has clled me for months except my parents.. when i have stayed at home for weekends for months..i could go on & on
 

w*n*c*a*m

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I know I'm a hermit because:

- Every time my family talks about visitors... I'm the only one who gets clueless. I'm like, "Huh?! We had a visitor?!!!" or "Who are you talking about?"

- I'm the last to know about news in our neighborhood.

- I'm not usually aware of the time or the weather. Except, if I look at my watch or if there's a typhoon.

- I'm pale (lack of sun exposure)

- Some tease me that I'm a vampire or a nun. They call my room as "cage" "monastery" or "jail"

- My family can't tell the difference if I'm at home or not.
 

ChrisAtHome

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Haha, that is SUPER hilarious to me! I want to do that next time I order food. It's funny trying to think what all must have gone through the delivery persons mind. LOL
 

ChrisAtHome

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I know I becoming hermit because:

- I wait until late evening to do my shopping at store because there not many people there then.

- When I plan to go out I have to worry if the place I going to will have much or only few people there. If much then I cannot do that.

- When a half a tank of gas in my truck lasts me a whole month.

- I looking forward to winter time when everybody stays inside and that makes me feel like I am normaller than.

- Whenever I am out anywhere at work or doing errands I look forward to getting back home.
 

recluse

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2Crowded said:
Dont think of myself as a hermit really.... I just avoid some things selectively :)

I just realized that thing in your avatar is a marrow...I thought it was a Python :lol:
 

kuze

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I know I'm a hermit because I wont even go to the kitchen sometimes because I dont want to see anybody. When I do go outside I hate it and when I come back inside I get lonely again, its a recurring cycle.
 

miss_amy

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recluse said:
2Crowded said:
Dont think of myself as a hermit really.... I just avoid some things selectively :)

I just realized that thing in your avatar is a marrow...I thought it was a Python :lol:

I thought it was a marrow too. Its actually a water melon :)
 

Kamen

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...when...:

- ...I realized I have only one friend and hide from people;
- ...I recall I haven't been in a bar or a restaurant for years;
- ...I recall that I've been the outsider in school;
- ...I realized it is hard for me to accept the world the way it is and that I frequently feel unsatisfied with it;
- ...I realized that being not alone doesn't make me feel less lonely, sometimes the opposite.
 

Richey

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you know you're a hermit when you ....

live with a bunch of people and your intentions are to walk out and make dinner without any interaction at all because you feel tired so as you walk out of your room you hear the kitchen door open as a housemate is also walking in so instead of going about your business you quickly step into the side doorway hidden behind the kitchen and sit near the empty boxes because you doubt that your housemate will be that long but of course your housemate intends to stay for a long time, hours and hours so instead of getting up you sit there for an hour until your housemate leaves to use the bathroom so in the meantime you scurry back to your bedroom and close the door, breathing a sigh of relief!
 

Rodox

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when you didnt have close contact with a girl(family doesnt count) for over a year,when you dont go to the nearest supermarket for 8 years for fear of finding someone you knew or know....
 

r0ck0ut04

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ljwwriter said:
Fill in the blank.

For me, I knew I was officially a hermit today when I got hungry and decided to have food delivered to my home. But instead of going to the door when the delivery person arrived I had set out money and a note telling the person to leave the food on the porch. Sigh, what am I coming to? I really wonder sometimes. I'm kind of laughing at the situation and its silliness, though.

So what about you guys? What was something you did that made you realize once and for all that you're a hermit?


Your just making your situation worse by doing stuff like that. Whats the worst that would happen if you took the 15 seconds it takes to pay the guy ,even if you were anxious.
 

recluse

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You see a strange yellow ball in the sky which turns out to be the sun!

You think that phone boxes are teletransportation devices!

You have no clue how to operate a vending machine!

You are afraid of crossing the street with all the cars going by!

You realise that horses are no longer used as transport!

You realise that the ice age is over and dinosaurs no longer roam the planet!
 

lettypagb

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recluse said:
You see a strange yellow ball in the sky which turns out to be the sun!

You think that phone boxes are teletransportation devices!

You have no clue how to operate a vending machine!

You are afraid of crossing the street with all the cars going by!

You realise that horses are no longer used as transport!

You realise that the ice age is over and dinosaurs no longer roam the planet!

HOHOHO ... THAT HAPPENS A LOT
 

kuhtreen

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_Brittany_ said:
I realized I was a hermit when I started hiding in my room every time I had guests over.

That was gonna be my answer. :)
Whenever someone comes over, I close the door to my room and stay in there until they leave. Sometimes I get really hungry, but I can't go to the kitchen for fear that they will see me. Same with going to the bathroom. :-/
 
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