want a laugh?

i just wanted to share this, because it's somewhere i go when i'm hella bored and it always cracks me up! haha

texts from last night

basically, it's crazy texts people get from their friends/random people, and they submit them onto this website to laugh at, haha ...good times! i hope y'all find somethin' funny on there like i do, share a favorite if you want!


(252): U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry

(716): a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...


...teehehe the numbers in parentheses are the area codes from the person who sent the text

Theres quite a few sites like these. IMO alot of these are fake. People make them up to be off the wall.

...yeah, still pretty funny to me, haha, i don't really care if it's from a real person, just thinking about the situations are funny

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

(630): The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.

agoraphobickatie said:

...yeah, still pretty funny to me, haha, i don't really care if it's from a real person, just thinking about the situations are funny

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i agree katie, i dont care if they are fake they still make me laugh and if they are fake whoever is making them up has a great imagination. Thank you for posting that!

sullyS1985 said:

i agree katie, i dont care if they are fake they still make me laugh and if they are fake whoever is making them up has a great imagination. Thank you for posting that!

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haha aw good! i'm glad you dig it! lol.. and yeah, maybe some of them seem pretty out there, but i know quite a few of my drunk friends have said/done the same kind of stuff, lmao!

agoraphobickatie said:

haha aw good! i'm glad you dig it! lol.. and yeah, maybe some of them seem pretty out there, but i know quite a few of my drunk friends have said/done the same kind of stuff, lmao!

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Ya and i say things that are out there when im sober, im sure my drunken texts may have sounded similar to some of those really crazy ones.

some new ones up today that cracked me upppp! haha ---

(917): It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

(306): This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is f**king retarded

(636): we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"

(508): Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE


HA!

agoraphobickatie said:

some new ones up today that cracked me upppp! haha ---

(917): It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

(306): This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is f**king retarded

(636): we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"

(508): Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE


HA!

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Hahaha thank you again for the laugh katie, i love the one about tequila...hahaha