Troy the disgusting but romantic boy

He farts and sings good ole mountain dew and he does this amazing thing that you wouldn't think was possible his breath smells just as bad as his farts. He picks his nose and eats my snot. He scratches his ass then wipes the juice everywhere yet he is paranoid about chemicals and then goes and downloads dirty crap. He wants to spend money all the time even though we don't have much he has none and I am on a pension he spent some of his and borrowed some from his mum to come and be with me in Australia he is from America. He loves his attention and doesn’t want to be one second away from me. So you can imagine how hard it will be when he will have to go back to America possibly with out me. He has his flaws but there is a lot of good about him too he is very caring and loyal he is funny and should be on tv and he always make me feel special and I think true love is to love someone for flaws and all. We are having to jump through all kind of hoops so he can stay in Australia it's probably not likely going to happen just yet because we don't have the money to do so. I suggested we start up a business but he is not too sure about it because he thinks it wont be successful. I wish he was a bit more positive about that. We don’t have much options but he doesn’t want to do something like ironing. He wants me to go back to America with him and I don’t think I can. He thinks I can I don’t know what to tell him it will kill me to lose him but I don’t feel like I am ready to go back with him and meet his family. We would have to go through the same stuff with the immigration department in America as we did with the Australian one and you know what else. Just a little tip if someone from America was trying to migrate to Australia they make it almost impossible for Americans to come to Australia unless they have saved up 20 odd thousand dollars first but there is this program if you are aged 18 to 30 that allows you stay for 4 months and work it’s called the work holiday visa make sure you look it up on the net before you come because we talked to several different people about it and we got told different things some of the people at the migration office didn’t even know about it. We couldn’t do that visa either because my fiancée will be 31 at the end of May and he had to be out of the country to apply for it. It makes me mad that these people didn’t know what they were talking about and now my fiancée has to go back and leave once again. I have social phobia should I be brave and fly ten thousand miles with this romantic fart machine to America? :? 8O

If you love the fart machine and you think you want to be with him forever...well, then go with him....happy farting? I don't know what else to say 8O

I added this post to my favs , it is :lol: therapeutic

hmmm...doesn't sound that appealing.

He must be packing.

Socialretahd said:

hmmm...doesn't sound that appealing.

He must be packing.

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Oh my god!! That is none of your beeswax!!

lol, This post is ancient. If you want an update, I am still with, my sweet fart machine. If anyone is curious if long distance relationships can work, yes they can! With extreme dedication but it also has to appease your love language.

Me and my fiancé read a book about the different love languages a person can have there’re Words of Affirmation, Quality Time, Receiving Gifts, Acts of Service, and Physical Touch and we discovered my love language is words of affirmation and quality time and his is physical touch and quality time. If we didn’t share the love language spending quality time together, then there would have been no way this could’ve worked.

I think what has helped to keep our circumstance going beside our love, is the interest we share together you won’t believe how many hours a day we talk on the phone. It can be very hard to come up with things to talk about at allocated times on a regular basis. Whilst if we we’re together if we run out of things to say we could easily just hold one another to get our quality time. We have been doing this for 4 years now and even though my love language is words of affirmation, I have struggled with it the most because of my insecurities and paranoia’s about things but he hasn’t given up on me and tries to reassure me when I need it.

We still haven’t gone through the immigration process but we are hoping to this year. It has been a hard and long journey but it is just the beginning and part of the reason why I have been spending so much time at sp world lately because I am not sure if I will be able to handle all the up-coming events.::

And, I just want to make clear we have met each other in person. He has came and stayed 3 months at a time on several occasions. We got engaged after meeting not like those crazy couples you hear about that get married with-out meeting first over the internet.