I dread this line most of all; "So what have you been doing with yourself since I saw you last?" Which gets asked like a million times on that one day. I just quickly say "not much..." which is followed by an awkward silence, or a "hmm..." to break the awkward silence, which is also followed by an awkward silence. Nothing does ever change in my life. No job, adventure, new friends, nothing exciting, nothing. Nothing at all to talk about and bring to the table so that I dont seem like such a waste of space. Year after year after year I say the same thing- "not much." How f*ing interesting.