and amazingly the priestess
The Four Word Game
did the Hokey Pokey
while juggling twelve chihuahuas
accidentally dropping one onto
the lap of Princess
Zelda, who promptly began
playing her ocarina with
perfect time, which caused
Warts to develop on
Link's ear drums, the
false reporting from independant
journalists, stated that Link
was a Hillary supporter,
and Scientologist, who believed
that Tom Cruise could
send Aliens messages through
the Triforce, rendering all
Cats turn blue and
develop their Power, Wisdom,
and elitist attitudes into