'It's time for you...
The Four Word Game
to be potty trained
....so she showed her....
...a short instructional video...
so Elli obliged and....
...when the time came...
....urinated on the video....
, so her mother then....
...decided to get the...
...dolphin punishment machine which....
smacked his little butt .......
. So then Elli turned.....
...purple, sore and cross...
and balled his eyes....
...out until a turtle......
winked at him. Then .....
...a strange looking human....
started combing his hair.
Trying hard not to....
pull out the implanted....