^moonlights as a secret stalker of Fiona apple 😀;)
Say something about the person above you
must be an apple connoisseur, since I had not heard of the Fiona variety of apple.
^ Is an avid collector and breeder of lady-beetles.
Wants to learn nude gardening 😀
is not the person I imagined him to be
^likes to put Cheetohs in his tomato soup
A stunning representation of the word astrophysics.
^osage orange freethrow champion of ontario
^ Has forgotten something...
^had to remove his eyepatch for the mugshot
Is a-waving in a mirage.
^maestro de violin

knows too much
fantasizes about being a secret agent
^is an anti-caking agent
is a military agent
^Bumps too many threads about people above you
^sharktopus tamer
^ marine wildlife expert
^Made me watch Dexter 😛