News of the BIZARRE!!!

Anonymous

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#1
OK, m8's, let me tell uz about how good itz been recently fo' me n my recovery. Im most completely betta and it feelz gr8. I still feel scared sometimz, but im pushin' thru. I mite have to fite this all my life, but I dout I will -- but even so, it's ok. Nuffin' is keepin me back any more and I don't pay tention to limitations. I dveloped a few techniks of 'pologizin fo maself, and sayin' sorry -- and thatz all i need to push thru this life and move from plato's to plato's. Wach out world, becuz I am smoove!
 

Anonymous

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#3
Yu sa Im an idiat, but I figger itz prolly yu das de idiut. :cry: I dun no wy yu wud sa sumfin so crul to me wen yu no dat im in pan with dis "soshal Anzity" -- I ken hardly luk sumwon in the I wen I wok doun the street n I get so embarrassed tokking to da ladies -- n yu treet me dis wa? :oops:

Everbuddy her h8s me n i dun no y. I shud neva had cum to this 4um -- I new it wud be a bad idea :evil:

Hoo luvs me?
 

Anonymous

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#9
gud dat u hav unkundishonal self ceptance. now jest cept bout beeing CLUELess n jewvenile moron, naw u r 2 funnie fer dat. muhahahaha
 
#11
8O unconditional self acceptance? 8O WHAT kind of crazy-talk is that? lmao.... so sorry, so sorry, soooo sorry- hehe. cream it's ok, I don't think you are stupid. by the way cream, can you learn me a thing or two? Is it wrong to appologize even when you know that you are in the wrong? Sorry, that's just more crazy talk isn't it?
 

Anonymous

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#14
M8s, fi yu cud chooz 1 speshal soopa-powa, de ability 2 fly, or de ability 2 becum invizzible, who soopa-powa wud yo chooz? And 4 Y wud yu chooz dis?

I wud chooz the soopa-powa of invizzibility, cuz den I cud sneek into places undetected & see notty stuff. Yu?
 

Anonymous

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#16
Creeem is bak! OK, fi eye cud becum invizzibul, eye wud furst sneek intwo yor howse & kik yore creepee, scaired, & sef-obsessed azzes. Y dew yew tink yew, amung all peepul, MUST bee speshal? MUST bee a soopa hewman? MUST bee "PURFECT"?

Y cant yew geyes juz be losers like da res of us? All da res of us make misteaks and R happy & content beeing judged a "fool," a "dolt," "boring" and a pervurt. Wee dont mind beeing "normal" and "average." BUT YEW -- YEW INSIST that yew must be "betta" than me. YEW must CONTROL how I react to yew & DEMAND dat I regard yew as "osome" and "respectable" and "smoove." Well, gess wot? Eye dont leyek bein' manipoolated beye yew & I dont think yor pride and arrogens is at all funny.

So, eye, wit meye invizzable powas, wud sneek into yo hous & pound yew until yew confessed: "I am juz a HUMAN, I am not GOD, I make mistaks, I am nobody speshal."

Peepul w/ "soshal anziety" R proud, arrogant asshols & dont get meye symputhy at all becuz they do it to themselfs, & that's wot really herts.
 

Anonymous

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#17
no reason to get offended, cream, people are just being mean because you type like a WEETAAAD
if you just came clean and said you never learned how to read, i bet people would be way nicer!
 

Anonymous

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#20
i think i just quoted it. anwyays, i think the quote is bullshit. im too tired to pick on you at the moment so i will just say:

u r n ass.
 
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