Lol. They came out with these new "gummies" they are a cohesive gel. Safer than regular silicone and they can come preshaped in an anatomical fashion.
If I had the money I would get it done. Not in a porn star way, in a flattering way to match my height/shape since I have lost weight. I'd pretty much leave everything else to toning and exercise.
Oh gosh I wouldn't.. Prefer to stay natural!!
They always say it's safe until umm, ten years later?
This excursion of yours reminds me of a trip to Home Depot a few months back. I couldn't say no, so I ended up sitting down and setting up an appointment to have some guys come and give me an estimate on a kitchen remodel.
Except I don't own a house. And since they put me on a phone, and the guy on the other end had a New York accent, I gave them a fake name, phone number, and address. I was nervous as hell, but I was also mad at myself for getting sucked in. But they had no qualms about wasting my time, so I was glad to waste theirs. I have a devious little habit of letting people believe what they want to believe.
It's funny how normal outings can be so stressful for people like us. And it sounds so silly for someone to get so worked up over a salesman's approach, but I know how upsetting it can be.
You would sound whiny if you didn't actually have a reason for being upset by silly little things like that. But since we know you're normally not too bad, we can sympathize. 😉