Bathysphere.
New Game!!
A spherical melon.
A soppy melodrama.
Soap operas
cheese (see OP)
crackers...
Christmas.
Santa Claus
You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Just foolin' around!
April Fools Day.
April showers
May flowers
Maypole Dance.
Pole to Pole with Michael Palin
Sir Galahad the Pure.
Pure and Simple.
Days of old.
Those Were The Days My Friend.
I thought those days would never end.