Ban the person above you.

^banned for having an unpronounceable forum name

banned for calling the kettle black

Banned for talking to his vegetables.

banned for eavesdropping

banned for trying to take over the world with the help of deadly vegetables

^Banned for NOT trying to take over the world! pfft :😛:

Banned, for looking suspicious.

banned for trying to look directly at my soul

banned for prejudice against vegetables

Banned on intellectual reasons.

Banned for silly reasons

^banned for not putting enough gravy on the poutine

Banned for not knowing when enough is enough.

banned for not knowing when too much is too much.

Banned for selling over priced pumpkins.

^Banned for not telling the authorities he discoverd the last surviving Tasmanian Tiger while bushwalking last year.

Banned for subsidising golf balls for cane toads.

Banned for using balls and cane in the same sentance.

banned for misspelling "sentence"

Banned for being a nit picking pumpkin grower.