Ban the person above you.

^Banned for picking their nose while eating tuna sandwiches today.


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Banned for reenacting all the scenes to sleepless in seattle with the shampoo and conditioner bottles

Banned for living a secret life as a roller derby queen.

Banned for making a life size replica of the titanic in your backyard out of Popsicle sticks

Banned for knitting a handkerchief from your underarm hairs.

Banned for using said handkerchief to polish your belt buckles

^ banned for losing my FAVORITE belt buckle

Banned for not realizing it isnt lost, its just buried in the handkerchief

^ Banned for having THAT much underarm hair to make said handkerchif

Banned for using the bubblers (drinking fountain) at the local primary school to wash your dirty underwear during the lunch break

^ Banned for knowing I had to resort to that 🤭

Banned for uploading the photos online so that everyone knew you had to resort to that 😉

^ Banned for enjoying photos posted

Banned by the state of Illinois

^ Banned for NOT being banned from Illinois. (I actually would be, no joke)

Banned by the good people of Montgomery

^Banned for phoning the Queen of England, belching at her then claiming it was my Dad.

Banned for doing the same sort of phone call to your dad

Banned for being loyal and headstrong.

Banned for getting Nutrition Certified in 1 Year