Neologisms

Yossarian

Yossarian

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Hello everyone. I had never heard of neologisms until a program on the radio the other day. They are words which are given alternative meanings. Or that's what they said on the radio. After googling it I found it is more commonly used to describe new terms like 'googling'. I'm a bit confused now but hey what's new?

Anyhoo I'll post some of the ones I heard (remember) on the radio because I thought they were funny and maybe people might like to think of their own and share them for a laugh.

Here are the ones I recall, they aren't mine and I apologise for stealing other peoples ideas if they are offended:

Coffe: someone who coughs
Ballderdash: a rapidly receding hairline
Flabbergast: amazement at how much weight you've put on
Willy nilly: impotence
Boobytrap: a bra
Xenophobia: the fear of bhuddists
Typist: a drunk asian
Antiquarian: someone who hates aquarians
Crestfallen: dropped the toothpaste
Vanish: van like
Dossier: a french tramp
Mango: divorce

Hope this makes sense. I've only thought of a few which arent very good but I'll put them up anyway. Though I'm not sure if I probably just heard them somewhere before....ho hum:

Tangent:a sunbathing male
Programmer: a positive drug dealer
Ho Hum: an unwashed prostitute
 
Crimefish

Crimefish

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ROFL. That's hilarious. You rule.
I'm crap at thinking for myself though, so I'll decline to adding to that list.
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

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Thanks Crimefish :D but should inspiration ever take hold and clasp you to her bosom please feel free to add whenever you like.
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

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I'm going to defiantly add some more i thought of....

Cupboard: a coffee table
Spiritualism: the prejudice against strong alcoholic drinks
Petulant: the dog which your friend borrowed so he could pick up girls in the park.
Flippant: the abuse of insects on pancake day
Pancake: a culinary disaster
Cowpat: a farmers mistress
Universe: a short poem
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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Admit it Yossarian--- you are definately a NeologisBIE.... :D and they are GREAT, so keep them coming! :D
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

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:lol: Hmm thanks i think :lol: someone else has some good ones which i'm sure they will post when their pc is fixed..... until then:

Neologist: someone who reads too much into the Matrix films?
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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lmao. i love these neo thingy whatsits its cool. ummm...

a bra- a pub for dyslexics

loading- a bell attached to the knee or ankle

coffers- employers of coffees (people employed to cough)


asthmatic- a battery powered donkey.


okay sorry im a bit crap really.

alcopops- grandad who drinks too much

crohns disease- discomfort in the company of the elderly.

campsite- web community for effeminate men.
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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Gatorade.
What an alligator on welfare gets.

Disjoint.
What dat dude was smoking.

Rub-a-dub-dub.
What does a masseuse do to your dub-dub.

Shareholder.
What did Sonny Bono used to be.

Skalliwags.
The skalli does it when it's happy.

Igloo.
What you use to keep your ig from falling off.

Supervisor.
What Clark Kent wears to keep the sun out of his eyes.

Crabgrass.
What crabs get high on.

Flypaper.
What you use to gift wrap a zipper.

Bedbug.
What the FBI uses to eavesdrop on a hooker.
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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ok, I'm bored too, so looking at some words on this fourm....

disorder - the order before dat order (Ireland)
symptoms - a computer simulation of tomatoes
forums - enough to get you merry, much like 4 gins
message - a bad massage
alliance - friendly ants
donation - a rich country
subject - what happens when you press the ejector seat button in a submarine
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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Worrydoll! They are FAR from rubbish! They are GREAT! I can't believe you thought of them on your own! :eek: (Yay! I finially got to use the surprised icon! Although I still think it looks like it's yawning or singing. :) ) I certainly can't think of ANY on my own!! Way to go!

The last ones posted were good, too! :)

Thanks everyone! This is a nice break! :)
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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lip-synch~ time for botox

support- where superman keeps his yacht or car

horseshoe- prostitute's footwear

primary- what needs to be done when Mary's hand is frozen to the car door handle

cosmetic- physician/writer for Cosmopolitan magazine

dentist- excels at vehicular accidents/damage

compare- couples from the same community

superintendent- Superman intentionally flies into vechile

improve- a fairy's jaunt

fitness- the Loch Ness monster's tantrums

donation- country over populated with female deer

relationship- The Loveboat

citizen- written violation for a Buddist

excite- the citations before the present one

manager- a woman! :wink:
 
GettingThere

GettingThere

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Megabyte - a big mouthfull

Hijack - Jack on drugs

Cargo - vehicle leave

Army - prominent upper limbs

Noble - the truth

Shindig - removal of a splinter from the lower leg

Kidnap - baby takes a snooze

Property - drink made from real tea leaves

Apartment - state of being seperated :p
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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predict - foreplay
phobia - how many it takes to get me buzzed
romantic - italian humor
I had more last night but forgot them...............
 
GettingThere

GettingThere

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I can't help thinking about these things now......here's a couple more;



Highlight - A difficult bulb to change

Unabridged - Seperated from the mainland.

Taunted - Tease Edward

Somersault - A bit of battery

Spirited - Pissed

Unrest - Work

Wigwam - A blow to the head of a toupee wearer

Logarithm - Native dance music

Uncommitted - The authorities haven't locked me up yet

Lobotomy - Shortish legs, bigish bum

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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:) Keep 'em coming veryone! I like 'em! I esp. liked wigwam and lobotomy this time 'round! :)

I was thinking that somerault could aslo be another meaning for a seasoning only consumed after spring... :)
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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wow worrydoll thats a great avatar. did you design that or is it from a site? i think i should get one. hmmm.
 
Anonymous

Anonymous

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brandish - a bowl of wheaties
before - what time it is , yo
parlay - an average screw
famous - a gay rodent
chapstick - some dudes facial spasm
impede - what he did in the restroom
anounce - a bag of da good shizzle
control - getting laid alot......
succumb - hmmmmmmmmm, sorry!
intent - camping
potent - camping in the ghetto
benign - yo it gots late!
 
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