theslowesthand
Banned
Today, the cranky old bugger's DONE IT AGAIN. He's instigated/provoked me into a RAGE. He regularly does this to me. And it causes us to "butt heads" in a MAJOR way (neither of us backs down). He blames me for the conflict, and i blame him. He reacts to a TINY thing i do, & is ATTROCIOUSLY rude & disrespectful, WAY out of proportion to what i did. Basically he is (& has always been) a BALLSY, RUDE F*CKING MOTHERF*CKER!!! :veryangry:
So today i was at my parents house, using their computer (which is in the room that my nephew sleeps in - his bedroom). And i was using it later than usual, so nephew arrived home (lives with my parents) and dad came into the room, and "roughly" told me to get off the computer right now, totally tackless, as is his typical style, esp when things don't go exactly his way. And he basically told me off, saying it's his room & i shouldn't be on the computer this late. So i went off the computer (was only listening to music) straight away, and then i went and told him that i was off the computer & out of his room, and then dad said ~'better still, don't use it at all', which REALLY got me going. So i said, ~'yeah, better still i shouldn't use the computer at all, eh? ... eh? ... eh?'. Then i went into kitchen & told mum how rude dad was when he said that to me. Then nephew walked in, & i told him LOUDLY (so dad could hear), ~'your room's all clear, i'm out of your room!'. Then as i left the house i called out loudly 'SEE YA POPPA!!!'.
But that wasn't all, as i was at that point ENRAGED. When i reached my caravan (on their property, where i'm living until i can find a flat), i took 3 rusty old cans of food & hurled them at dad's ute (hitting the metal crate on the back). Then i got a heavy brown heater brick & SMASHED it on the pavement. Then, a few minutes later, i fetched one of the cans (now split open slightly) & threw it as hard as i could at this shipping container, which made a satisfyingly LOUD hollow noise.
SO, the old bugger DOES IT AGAIN!!! . It's becoming a REGULAR thing in recent months. HE's ALWAYS the provoker of the situation.
Right now, ~3/4hr later, i'm out the rage, but still pissed off & wanting revenge. So I'm thinking i might GET BACK AT him, by going up there while their friends visit (whenever they are about to visit, i'm (somewhat rudely) told to "make myself scarce", as i'm an EMBARASSMENT to my parents, & anti-social, & not fit for "human consumption" by their friends/visitors. Just to piss him off (& he won't be able to be RUDE to me in front of them, as he'll "lose face/respect"! LOL). I'll take my dinner plate back, pretending that's why i returned to the house. And then (usually i'm too shy to even say hello to their friends) i'll BOLDLY say hello to them, and make myself "comfortable", & stay a while :evil:
BOY, i sometimes get SO SO ANGRY at him, i want to go AAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!! right in his f*ckin face. Or worse. Or hit the grog big-time & have a violent-music/booze session. He's the RUDEST a$shole of a father that ever existed imho. Sometimes (fairly regularly) i wish he was DEAD!!! (seriously).
Right, now i've got some pissing-off to do. Maybe i'll IGNORE their friends when they say hello (but that might anger dad, & he might throw me out on the streets! or sth similarly extreme; when he gets annoyed/angry he basically tries to "KILL" whatever is bothering him (like killing flies with a flysway - he CAN'T BEAR for flies to land on him, so he holds the fly swat ALL THE TIME when watching tv, & he's LOOKING for them, & he menacingly hits the side of his chair repeatedly with it). No, i think subtle but nasty is the way to go, to get back at him.
So today i was at my parents house, using their computer (which is in the room that my nephew sleeps in - his bedroom). And i was using it later than usual, so nephew arrived home (lives with my parents) and dad came into the room, and "roughly" told me to get off the computer right now, totally tackless, as is his typical style, esp when things don't go exactly his way. And he basically told me off, saying it's his room & i shouldn't be on the computer this late. So i went off the computer (was only listening to music) straight away, and then i went and told him that i was off the computer & out of his room, and then dad said ~'better still, don't use it at all', which REALLY got me going. So i said, ~'yeah, better still i shouldn't use the computer at all, eh? ... eh? ... eh?'. Then i went into kitchen & told mum how rude dad was when he said that to me. Then nephew walked in, & i told him LOUDLY (so dad could hear), ~'your room's all clear, i'm out of your room!'. Then as i left the house i called out loudly 'SEE YA POPPA!!!'.
But that wasn't all, as i was at that point ENRAGED. When i reached my caravan (on their property, where i'm living until i can find a flat), i took 3 rusty old cans of food & hurled them at dad's ute (hitting the metal crate on the back). Then i got a heavy brown heater brick & SMASHED it on the pavement. Then, a few minutes later, i fetched one of the cans (now split open slightly) & threw it as hard as i could at this shipping container, which made a satisfyingly LOUD hollow noise.
SO, the old bugger DOES IT AGAIN!!! . It's becoming a REGULAR thing in recent months. HE's ALWAYS the provoker of the situation.
Right now, ~3/4hr later, i'm out the rage, but still pissed off & wanting revenge. So I'm thinking i might GET BACK AT him, by going up there while their friends visit (whenever they are about to visit, i'm (somewhat rudely) told to "make myself scarce", as i'm an EMBARASSMENT to my parents, & anti-social, & not fit for "human consumption" by their friends/visitors. Just to piss him off (& he won't be able to be RUDE to me in front of them, as he'll "lose face/respect"! LOL). I'll take my dinner plate back, pretending that's why i returned to the house. And then (usually i'm too shy to even say hello to their friends) i'll BOLDLY say hello to them, and make myself "comfortable", & stay a while :evil:
BOY, i sometimes get SO SO ANGRY at him, i want to go AAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!! right in his f*ckin face. Or worse. Or hit the grog big-time & have a violent-music/booze session. He's the RUDEST a$shole of a father that ever existed imho. Sometimes (fairly regularly) i wish he was DEAD!!! (seriously).
Right, now i've got some pissing-off to do. Maybe i'll IGNORE their friends when they say hello (but that might anger dad, & he might throw me out on the streets! or sth similarly extreme; when he gets annoyed/angry he basically tries to "KILL" whatever is bothering him (like killing flies with a flysway - he CAN'T BEAR for flies to land on him, so he holds the fly swat ALL THE TIME when watching tv, & he's LOOKING for them, & he menacingly hits the side of his chair repeatedly with it). No, i think subtle but nasty is the way to go, to get back at him.
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